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I must say, I enjoyed driving this year’s Mazda6.  It’s a nice, smooth midsized sedan that has a bit of a sporty feel to it.  No jerking or issues as you drive along the roads of everyday life. Combined mileage is mpg, and you can get into one for as little as $22K. It’s got some wow-ness to it, but mostly it’s a nice, reliable car that looks excellent in Soul Red Metallic or any of the other fancy exterior colors offered. The Mazda6, the biggest sedan offered by Mazda, is so queer that you almost yearn it as it passes by you at an LGBTQ (planned or impromptu) parade.

One thing I really like about the Mazda 6 is how conveniently that dashboard is laid out.  All the buttons for temperature, volume, defrost and other functions are within easy reach&#;once you get to know the layout of the dashboard, that is. (To be honest, I&#;m not fond of the new high-tech all-touchscreen dashboard where you have to use the right touch to receive to the right menu to do something as simple as change the station when it starts carrying Donald Trump speeches live.)

As for safety, the Mazda 6 gets the highest ratings all the way around. The Insurance Institute for Highway Protection gave it its extreme rating of


I don't know about anyone else, cause I'm a poor waiter and commute a Geo Metrobut I've noticed that alot of cute gay guys guide VW Jettas, especially inky ones. Just last week, I fell in care for with this one guy on sight. I was on the Eisenhower Expressway and I saw this adorable guy driving one: he was balding, with glasses (my favorite peek is the geeky look) and he had this, oh I don't realize, smart intensity about him. I tried and tried to get his attention from the other path, but he kept throwing me attitude and refused to look. The next time I see him, I'm going to drag in front of him, get him to halt, and ask him to marry me.

Stephen



The ultimate gay car for a guy would have to be the new Volkswagen Beetle. It has been nominated for the fresh Texas version of "Survivor": Drive from Dallas to San Antonio and support with a bumper sticker that says "I'm lgbtq+ and I'm here to take your guns." First one back alive wins.

Richard



Thanks for taking lgbtq+ nominations, as I was having a hard moment deciding from your previous list which car I should drive to entice a man!

Daniel



My Saab convertible is a superb gay car. It still defiantly places the ig

Apparently, we as a world are so wrapped up in the idea of how &#;gay&#; objects, clothing styles, and activities are that we can&#;t even leave automobiles out of it! Thus, the guys at Car Talk, those true caterers of automobile conversation, have come up with these: lists of the top 10 lgbtq+ and lesbian cars. Let&#;s take a look, shall we?

Car Talk took a completely non-scientific poll and queried their lesbian and gay listeners, and apparently some straight and bisexual person people, too, asking for nominations of the leading queer vehicles.

Chevy S10
9. Volvo Wagon
8. Ford Ranger
7. Nissan X-Terra
6. Geo Tracker
5. Honda CR-V
4. Ford F
3. Jeep Wrangler
2. Subaru Forester
1. Subaru Outback

Honda CR-V? I don&#;t care that you &#;saw a ton of them in the parking lot at Lillith Fair,&#; my father drives a Honda CR-V. That SUV is forever spoiled to me as some kind of lesbian legend. But as a Gunmanian, I am pretty content to see not one but two Subaru vehicles making the list. If you didn&#;t know it, Subaru&#;s Japanese factory is in Gunma Prefecture, part of the Tokyo Regional Area. I just hope there was more visibility of the Subaru WRXSTI or something else a bit slee

Just when you thought the Internet has come up with everything you never knew you wanted, it unveils another stroke of genius. This time around it's Vanity Fair's recent "Gay Car Blog." What is a gay machine, and why does it need a blog, you ask? Well, we're not entirely sure. And neither is the blogger, it seems:

Well, you realize what a car is, right? The word Same-sex attracted here defines a sub-category of them. It is not (simply) intended as a synonym for rejected or sub-standard. It is not (simply) meant to encompass cars that are pastel-colored or sport a sibilant exhaust note. And it doesn’t (simply) characterize a vehicle’s owner. A car’s gayness — prefer gayness in general — is based in its inhabiting the margins of conventionality. A Gay Automobile is quirkier, more enigmatic, or more fiercely accessorized than the average vehicle. (It also likes to sleep with other Lgbtq+ Cars.)

Hm. Sounds vague. We guess they're just favor gay sneakers and queer woman belts — you understand them when you watch them. Anyway, in honor of this blog, which is written by machine expert (and card-carrying gay) Brett Berk, we include decided to make our list of the foremost ten gay cars.

The Toyota Prius: Too straightforward. Moving on.
9. The Kia

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